Smells like asphaltum

He grinds it slow with 60 grit
His scraper bar’s just the right fit
Knows his way ‘round gum Arabic
The perfect squeeze of the nitric

God of, god of lithography
King of, king of lithography
God of, god of lithography
Lithography

Six foot two and so good lookin’
Had a studio in Brooklyn
The asphaltum's gettin' sweeter
Think I’ve got a crush on Peter,
Really moves his levigator
Yeah I’ve got a crush on Peter

Hey!
Hey!

He’ll let it etch just long enough
Gets talcum when he needs to buff
You’re in safe hands he won’t forget
To roll it up and keep it wet

God of, god of lithography
King of, king of lithography
God of, god of lithography
Lithography
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Six foot two and so good lookin’
Had a studio in Brooklyn
Likes to take it, nice and easy
So he’s buggered off to Fiji
Never fills in, no excuses
He’s a miracle of tusches
Really moves his levigator
Yeah I’ve got a crush on Peter
Lancaster, Lancaster, Lancaster, Lancaster

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Nirvana, Smells like teen spirit, 1991