Workshop

My workshop brings beginners on board
Cause my prints are better than yours
Damn right, they’re better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My workshop gets more punters in doors
Cause my press is bigger than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
You can use it, but I have to charge
 
I know you wanna
Learn all my secrets
Unveil my mysteries
But talent can’t be bought
You must perfect the art
Come on, let’s start!
 
La-la-la-la-la
Warm it up
La-la-la-la-la
The plates a’heatin
La-la-la-la-la
Roll it up
La-la-la-la-la
Got my backing sheet

My workshop brings beginners on board
Cause my tool is sharper than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
You can use it, but I have to charge
My workshop gets more punters in doors
Cause my black is deeper than yours
Damn right, more even than yours
I can teach you but I have to charge

You know I’m gonna
Make it look easy       
Techniques you won’t believe
The way I wipe
Will blow your mind
Now stand in line
   
La-la-la-la-la
Speed it up
La-la-la-la-la
The class is waitin’
La-la-la-la-la
Ink it up
La-la-la-la-la
Got my paper soakin’
 
My workshop brings beginners on board
Cause my rack is bigger than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
You can use it, but I have to charge
My workshop gets more punters in doors
Cause my edge is cleaner than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I can teach you but I have to charge
 
Oh, now you’ve been inducted
Make sure you look this way
Give me your full attention
My every word obey
Maintain an even pressure
Same time maintain your cool
Follow the golden rule
Hand behind your tool!
 
La-la-la-la-la
Roll it up
La-la-la-la-la
Even application
La-la-la-la-la
Line it up
La-la-la-la-la
Check out my registration
 
My workshop brings beginners on board
Cause my press is bigger than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
You can use it, but I have to charge
My workshop gets more punters in doors
Cause my prints are better than yours
Damn right, they’re better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
 
Cancelled?
What do you mean, no bookings?
They’re doing Rona’s workshop instead?
Oh, for god’s sake!

Pharrell Williams & Chad Hugo, Milkshake, 2003